Dürenang

[Arjuna92]

Ich weiss eine Ausnahme: Ronin

[Yoli]

Ich mag Comic Sans zwar nicht, aber trotzdem....

I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.
BY Mike Lacher
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Listen up. I know the shit you’ve been saying behind my back. You think I’m stupid. You think I’m immature. You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg.

You don’t like that your coworker used me on that note about stealing her yogurt from the break room fridge? You don’t like that I’m all over your sister-in-law’s blog? You don’t like that I’m on the sign for that new Thai place? You think I’m pedestrian and tacky? Guess the fuck what, Picasso. We don’t all have seventy-three weights of stick-up-my-ass Helvetica sitting on our seventeen-inch MacBook Pros. Sorry the entire world can’t all be done in stark Eurotrash Swiss type. Sorry some people like to have fun. Sorry I’m standing in the way of your minimalist Bauhaus-esque fascist snoozefest. Maybe sometime you should take off your black turtleneck, stop compulsively adjusting your Tumblr theme, and lighten the fuck up for once.

People love me. Why? Because I’m fun. I’m the life of the party. I bring levity to any situation. Need to soften the blow of a harsh message about restroom etiquette? SLAM. There I am. Need to spice up the directions to your graduation party? WHAM. There again. Need to convey your fun-loving, approachable nature on your business’ website? SMACK. Like daffodils in motherfucking spring.

When people need to kick back, have fun, and party, I will be there, unlike your pathetic fonts. While Gotham is at the science fair, I’m banging the prom queen behind the woodshop. While Avenir is practicing the clarinet, I’m shredding “Reign In Blood” on my double-necked Stratocaster. While Univers is refilling his allergy prescriptions, I’m racing my tricked-out, nitrous-laden Honda Civic against Tokyo gangsters who’ll kill me if I don’t cross the finish line first. I am a sans serif Superman and my only kryptonite is pretentious buzzkills like you.

It doesn’t even matter what you think. You know why, jagoff? Cause I’m famous. I am on every major operating system since Microsoft fucking Bob. I’m in your signs. I’m in your browsers. I’m in your instant messengers. I’m not just a font. I am a force of motherfucking nature and I will not rest until every uptight armchair typographer cock-hat like you is surrounded by my lovable, comic-book inspired, sans-serif badassery.

Enough of this bullshit. I’m gonna go get hammered with Papyrus.

(http://www.mcsweeneys.net/tendency)

[Yoli]

und für die barkeeper unter uns:

20 Alcoholic Beverages inspired by Harry Potter

Minerva McGonagall klingt gut. Erstens weil cooler Charakter, zweitens weil klingt nach Martini

[Yoli]

Möbius Cake:



(via Evil Mad Scientist)

[Yoli]

gar nicht mal schlecht - also die, die ich kenne, die klingen wirklich ziemlich genau so:

Jim Meskimen - Shakespeare in Celebrity Voices

[Yoli]

Mal wieder was lokales (wie immer, wenn er bei euch im Norden nicht geht, selber schuld )

7 Dollar Taxi - Sputnik & Laika

[Ulkomaalainen]

Haben will.

[Ulkomaalainen]

77 Bombay Street - Up in the Sky

Dammich sind die gut... Ihr könnt ja noch was außer Käse und Schoki. Gekauft.

[Ulkomaalainen]

7 Dollar Taxi - Sputnik & Laika

Apropos "Ihr könnt was" - schlecht sind die auch nicht.

[Yoli]

Wir können noch mehr - oder hast du Death by Chocolate schon wieder vergessen? (waren gerade Vorband von Bon Jovi....)

Und Alvin Zealot haben wir ja auch noch. Und die Chocolate Rockets. www.mx3.ch

[Yoli]

ich will auch so einen Bauarbeiter auf der Baustelle vor meiner Hütte...

[Yoli]

[Peli_Khan]

DAS IST SCHROTT! SCHWACHSINN IN BÜCHSEN! UND DU HAST DAS GEPOSTET WEIL DUS TOLL FINDEST, DU BIST SCHLIMMER ALS ZEHN BEATLERS!

ach ja und du kommst nicht zum Burgtreffen.

[Yoli]

http://www.cracked.com/article_19360_7-questions-you-didnt-know-could-be-answered-with-math.html


zahlen und fakten wie immer bei cracked.com mit vorsicht zu geniessen, aber die quellen scheinen einigermassen. trotzdem spannend.


und sorry, ich muss arbeiten...

[Ulkomaalainen]

Werteste, Du prokrastinierst.