Dürenang

[Ulkomaalainen]

Wer wirklich hinter 9/11 gesteckt haben könnte.

[rennmaus]

diese schildkröte...

danke für das bild!

[Yoli]

nein, ich habe diese Seite nicht gestartet, auch wenn das eins meiner Lieblingsnervthemen ist:

You are NOT a photographer (Geschmackswarnung, schlechte Fotos von Leuten die sich Profi nennen)

[Yoli]

bittebitte, sagt mir jemand dass das da eine verarschung ist? ich krieg gleich das kalte kotzen...

[Yoli]

und was ich auch gerade gemerkt habe: ich steh bei C47 auf der Blacklist mit dem Vermerk "bitte woanders rumflirten, wir stehen nicht auf Typen" - mir gehen grundsätzlich BL-Einträge ja am Arsch vorbei, aber falls jemand wissen sollte um was es eigentlich ging, mich würds auch interessieren (ich kann mich nämlich beim besten Willen nicht erinnern)

[Yoli]

Les Chatons Telecom (in übersetzt etwa: "blablablawerbungbla - und weil wir wissen, dass Sie gerne Katzenvideos auf dem Internet anschauen, haben wir ein Katzenvideo fürs Internet gemacht")

[Yoli]

[Yoli]

man merkt, dass man im falschen jahrhundert lebt, wenn das touchpad vom laptop intelligenter ist als der benutzer...

[Ulkomaalainen]

Dennoch danke, dass Du mir den Laptop überlassen hast

[Kazzirah]

Na ja, der Benutzer würd ja nicht intelligenter, nur weil das Jahrhundert wechselte. Da kann das arme Touchpad ja nix bei.

[Yoli]

Reality hits you hard, bro (beste Unfallbeschreibung ever )

[Yoli]

Heute in der Kategorie schöne Kurzfilme: The Lady and The Reaper

[Yoli]

und als Betthupferl: Weird Al Yankovic - Stop orwarding that crap to me

[Yoli]

    Trinity College in Dublin was spoofed Thursday when an unknown prankster posted an academic profile of its newest English lecturer: a certain Conan T. Barbarian, complete with Hollywood mug shot of a shirtless, sword-clad Arnold Schwarzenegger in his maiden film role.

    Trinity removed the parody site — but not before dozens of fans had archived the Web page of the mock biography and turned it into an Irish viral sensation.

    Trinity spokeswoman Caoimhe Ni Lochlainn said the university had never had its Web site disrupted like this before. She confirmed that Trinity was certain it was an inside job, not the work of a hacker.

Here's the description of Prof. Conan T. Barbarian (thank goodness for Google cache!):

Dr Conan T. Barbarian, B.A.(Cimmeria) Ph.D. (UCD). F.T.C.D.

Long Room Hub Associate Professor in Hyborian Studies and Tyrant Slaying.

    Dr Conan T. Barbarian was ripped from his mother’s womb on the corpse-strewn battlefields of his war-torn homeland, Cimmeria, and has been preparing for academic life ever since. A firm believer in the dictum that “that which does not kill us makes us stronger,” he took time out to avenge the death of his parents following a sojourn pursuing his strong interest in Post-Colonial theory at the Sorbonne. In between, he spent several years tethered to the fearsome “Wheel of Pain”, time which he now feels helped provide him with the mental discipline and sado-masochistic proclivities necessary to sucessfully tackle contemporary critical theory. He completed his PhD, entitled “To Hear The Lamentation of Their Women: Constructions of Masculinity in Contemporary Zamoran Literature” at UCD and was appointed to the School of English in 2006, after sucessfully decapitating his predecessor during a bloody battle which will long be remembered in legend and song. In 2011/12, he will be teaching on the following courses: “The Relevance of Crom in the Modern World”, “Theories of Literature”, “Vengeance for Beginners”, “Deciphering the Riddle of Steel” and “D.H. Lawrence”. He strongly objects to the terms of the Croke Park agreement and the current trend for remaking 1980s films that he believes were perfectly good enough in the first place.

    He is happy to hear from potential research students with an interest of any of these topics, but applicants should note that anyone found guilty of academic misconduct or weakness in the face of the enemy will be crucified as an example to the others.

(www.neatorama.com)

[Yoli]

Pirate Riddles for Sophisticates