Dürenang

[Yoli]

nur so...

Conan O'Brian bei Dr. House

[Yoli]

Ganz spannend und ziemlich geil: die Dr. Fox-Lecture oder wie man Bullshit glaubhaft rüberbringt

[Yoli]

www.mcsweeneys.net

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[Pepe-CH]

Meld dich gefälligst zur Burg nach.

Nö, das muss wirklich nicht sein. Auch 2012 muss die Burg auf mich verzichten. Der Deppenquozient ist(war) dort einfach zu hoch.

Aber ich freue mich auf
- Essen in Oktober (Messe und Wohnzimmer)
- Wien im Dezember
- AOU-Con in Höchst im Januar

Ob ich zur Spielwiesn im November nach München komme, ist hingegen noch offen.

Gruss, Pepe

PS. Gestern doch tatsächlich 3 Partien gespielt in der BSW. Und sogar nicht alle verloren.

[Peli_Khan]

PS. Gestern doch tatsächlich 3 Partien gespielt in der BSW. Und sogar nicht alle verloren.

gerne wieder

[Pepe-CH]

So ein schönes Rätsel will in Vergessenheit geraten. Das muss geändert werden:

filme raten für fortgeschrittene. der erste war noch einfach, aber dann hörts bei mir so ganz spontan erst mal auf. any ideas?

gelöst (!!) und bisherige Lösungsvorschläge (??)
1L) !! Matrix
1R)
2L)
2R) ?? Mighty Ducks  -- Da ist aber nur eine Ente abgebildet ...
3L) !! Cross of Iron (Steiner - Das eiserne Kreuz)
3R) ?? The Social Network
4L) ?? Sin City
4R)
5L) ?? Golden Eye -- Vorschlag von Jogi5
5R) !! Beauty and the Biest

Meine Ergänzung:
1R) könnte Sins sein.

[Kazzirah]

Du warst also Pelis Befriedigungsopfer?

[Ulkomaalainen]

Wir sind eine offene Gemeinschaft - wenn Peli und Pepe sich gegenseitig befriedigen, ist das alleine ihre Sache.

[Yoli]

ich wills nicht wissen...

[Kazzirah]

TMI

[Yoli]

Geek humour....

nachdem ich über diesen Lab Dance gestolpert bin (McGill Dances for Cancer Research) muss ich dann doch noch mal den PCR Song und den GTCA-Song posten.

Nerd

[Pepe-CH]

Finanzblase anschaulich erklärt

[Yoli]

Ein gutes Händchen muss man haben. Habe diesen Monat rein aufgrund des Kriteriums "Zeit/keine Zeit" zwei mal Dienst eingegeben fürs Hallenstadion. Was habe ich erwischt? Motörhead und Roxette
(ok, und ein Hockeyspiel. Aber im Anbetracht der Tatsache, dass es entweder noch mehr Hockey hätte sein können oder George Michael ist das dann doch eher Glück gehabt)

[rennmaus]

so wie du arbeitest hätte ich gerne mal urlaub 

[Yoli]

...an den wochenenden neben den vollzeit studium arbeiten meinte ich in dem fall