What is a friend?

[Knuddeluff(Ω5.8.07 20:14)]

What is a friend?

A friend is someone
who is always there for you
Someone who likes you for the real you.

A friend is someone who touches your life
and always holds a special place in your heart.

A friend is the person who truly cares
The wonderful person who lends a helping hand.

A friend is the one who believes in you
and no matter what happens
always hopes for the best.

A friend is the person
with whom you can be yourself
A person you cherish
anmd with whom you don't have to pretend.

A friend is
the ear that listens out for you
and stands by you
whatever you go through.

A friend is somebody
just like you....
You're unique and special,
You're unforgettable.

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[kicki]

1. When you are sad -- I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why?, you may ask: Because you are my friend!

Send this to ten of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. (Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.)

(aus dem Übelkübel #1 siehe hier)

[Der_P]

Friendship, noun: A ship that carries two people in fair weather, but only one in foul.

- Ambrose Bierce